May 2013
“It’s not the changes that will break your heart; it’s that tug of familiarity.”
– Jennifer E. Smith, The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight (via creatingaquietmind)
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
anthonygherkins:
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
bon-bon:
the older i get the more i realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
pizza:
not-pizza:
fiftyshadesoftyranny:
pizza
no
yes
masturbuddy:
ridin dick like
fuckin yo bitch like
